We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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