My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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