He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Thank you for not boning my boss.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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