Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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