this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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