I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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