You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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