I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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