Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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