oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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