I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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