I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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