...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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