AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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