Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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