this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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