I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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