Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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