Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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