I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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