think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Randomize
