I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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