Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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