dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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