I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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