This girl is more easily done than said...
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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