this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Buhtt sex?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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