she was so not down for the gang bang
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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