The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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