My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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