it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
