Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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