3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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