so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
should my penis look like a turkey
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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