doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Randomize
