So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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