doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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