my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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