Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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