Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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