Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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