I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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