check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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