It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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