so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
