I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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