Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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