is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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