I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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