What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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