Grow some girl-balls and come out already
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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