Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Randomize
