we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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