I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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