I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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